This is how unreliable this server that the server that this website is hosted on is. Check out the dates and some of the times. The Database was was out on the 3rd July for 2 1/2 hours. I mean even to reboot the server should only take them 5 minutes at the most. It barely goes 1 full day without crashing and that’s just the database errors. I am lucky that this site is not my main source of income, having this site down for those periods of times and for so many periods of times sometimes 4 times in 1 day it crashes. My other servers will go weeks without having any log errors like that. The following is just a 48 hour period. I have attached the full log so you can see how absolutely useless this server is.

Now you might say hey this is the scripts problem. Well I run this exact same wordpress setup, the same version, the exact same version plugins, the exact same theme, on other servers and have none of these problems.

[03-Jul-2008 23:30:29] PHP Fatal error:  Call to undefined function  wp_quotes_random() in /home/kitkitch/public_html/MDWEBHOSTINGSUCKS/wp-content/themes/genkitheme/single.php on line 26
[03-Jul-2008 23:31:01] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:31:49] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:31:54] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:32:08] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:32:11] PHP Fatal error:  Call to undefined function  wp_quotes_random() in /home/kitkitch/public_html/MDWEBHOSTINGSUCKS/wp-content/themes/genkitheme/single.php on line 26
[03-Jul-2008 23:32:44] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[03-Jul-2008 23:33:30] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[03-Jul-2008 23:34:02] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[03-Jul-2008 23:34:05] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:36:12] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:36:58] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[03-Jul-2008 23:42:25] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 00:56:46] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:33:28] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:33:39] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:33:43] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 01:39:50] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:39:52] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 01:40:03] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:40:09] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 01:40:29] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:41:08] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 01:42:34] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 02:07:03] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 02:07:07] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 02:07:07] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 02:07:09] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 11:58:04] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 12:11:33] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 12:14:59] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 14:02:11] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 14:11:24] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 16:00:01] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:22:11] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 16:26:10] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:26:14] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:27:05] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:28:01] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:30:26] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:32:29] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:32:35] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:34:04] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:36:18] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:38:45] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:39:25] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:51:10] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:59:08] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 16:59:11] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 16:59:25] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 20:44:45] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = ‘0? WHERE option_name = ‘doing_cron’ made by update_option
[04-Jul-2008 20:45:50] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 20:47:54] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 20:58:44] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:04:38] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT * FROM wp_posts, wp_postmeta WHERE wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = ‘_pingme’ LIMIT 1 made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:04:38] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT * FROM wp_posts, wp_postmeta WHERE wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = ‘_encloseme’ LIMIT 1 made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:04:38] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT ID FROM wp_posts WHERE to_ping <> ” AND post_status = ‘publish’ made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:05:46] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = ‘0? WHERE option_name = ‘doing_cron’ made by update_option
[04-Jul-2008 21:06:25] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:10:28] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:13:42] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:15:02] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT * FROM wp_posts, wp_postmeta WHERE wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = ‘_pingme’ LIMIT 1 made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:15:02] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT * FROM wp_posts, wp_postmeta WHERE wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = ‘_encloseme’ LIMIT 1 made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:15:02] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query SELECT ID FROM wp_posts WHERE to_ping <> ” AND post_status = ‘publish’ made by do_all_pings
[04-Jul-2008 21:15:55] WordPress database error MySQL server has gone away for query UPDATE wp_options SET option_value = ‘0? WHERE option_name = ‘doing_cron’ made by update_option
[04-Jul-2008 21:15:56] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:16:00] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:18:06] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:27:38] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 21:32:10] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_quotes’ doesn’t exist for query select * from wp_quotes where visible=’yes’ made by wp_quotes_random
[04-Jul-2008 21:44:56] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories
[04-Jul-2008 23:05:15] WordPress database error Table ‘kitkitch_wrdp1.wp_categories’ doesn’t exist for query SELECT cat_name FROM wp_categories ORDER BY cat_name ASC made by amt_get_all_categories

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